Copied from the Malott Blog...
Yesterday I received a letter from my friend, John McCain.
Back in 2004 I sent $100 to the George Bush Campaign... And George and the Republican Party were so moved, that they've kept in touch ever since.
The letter from John was a sincere effort to gauge my feelings on several issues, a questionnaire with multiple choices... Proving beyond doubt - that in the hands of Conservatives, John is but putty, and lives to please us.
On most questions I could not find the best answer among the choices, so I had to scribble in "Illegal Aliens," "United Nations," "Global Warming Hoax..." Stuff like that.
On the last page I was perplexed to find a request for funds. Could this be the real reason for this correspondence? My choices were $25, $50, $100, $200, and "Other." I chose the latter and wrote a very large "zero" in red ink. Underneath I wrote, "Up Yours, You Insufferable RINO."
As I placed the postage-paid envelope into the mail... Did I feel buoyant, cleansed, and refreshed?
Oh yes. Yes I did.
Go check it out. It's a great read and he's a serious competitor for the "Official Smartass of the GOP" title.
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